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This addition to my Massage Table Masturbators series is a little different – there is no actual masturbation. But there is just too much good kink worth sharing with you all that I had to blog it anyway!
Big WHITE Cock for a change!
Pat is a big fella – 6’5″ and 260 lbs of strong Irish hunkiness. And his “little fella” is a big fella too. He’s been to see me for a massage about half a dozen times already and always keeps his boxer-briefs on and his erection under control. Last night, he didn’t do such a good job of that. Now, he behaved like a gentleman throughout and did not masturbate in my presence. But when I found myself eye-to-eye with a cock the size of a baseball bat while I worked on his quads, I briefly lost my sense of decorum: “What the holy hell is THAT!!”
He then proceeded to tell me a story that I imagine most massage therapists would not understand. Apparently, many women are not as into “big black cock” as their husbands are and would only embark on a cuckolding relationship with a big white cock. His is a bit over 10″, and he’s about as white as white gets.
A Cuckolding Bull with a Harem of Hot Wives
So for a few years in his late twenties, he was embroiled balls-deep in a closed arrangement with three cuck-crazy couples as their bull. This supreme specimen of manhood spent every night of the week getting orally prepped by inferior specimens of manhood before treating their hot, needy wives to a dick so big it earned him the nickname “Batman”. That’s right – move over Caped Crusader, the Cock Crusader is in town!
I have yet to stumble across anyone in Real Life willing to admit that their marriage has a cuckolding dynamic, so it was especially loin-warming to find myself in the presence of genuine 100% prime bull beef. And as all of my cuckolded callers know, I love a hot tale of their humiliation, degradation, and depraved satisfaction. Bring ‘em!
For an erotic phone sex session with Enchantrix Brianna, call 800-601-6975
Must be 18+ to call
Calls are $2.50 per minute with a 10 minute minimum
Discreetly billed to a major credit card
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What is the one thing that could make top-shelf phone sex better? Make it FREE!!!
This weekend, all members of Enchantrix Empire can claim a free phone call thru 11:59pm EST on Sunday. Not a member? It’s free to join and you can make your call as soon as you do so, if you haven’t already – instructions are on the Empire’s home page. And of course I would love to have you spend your free minutes getting to experience my particular style of sensual domination. You must use your 10 minutes this weekend – there are no rainchecks in kinky phone sex!
And in case this amazingly generous offer whets your appetite for more
Temptation Tuesday – this Tuesday is the last for our “BOGO” surprise freebie, where those who make calls during the winning hour (determined at midnight, at the end of the day) win a call of equal length free!
The Free Hour for Friends of Fritzy offer never expires. Donate a 50lb bag or 50 cans of pet food to your local shelter, send Headmistress Ally photographic proof by email, and your generosity will be rewarded with a one hour call.
For an erotic phone sex session with Enchantrix Brianna, call 800-601-6975
Must be 18+ to call
Calls are $2.50 per minute with a 10 minute minimum
Discreetly billed to a major credit card
http://ratemycall.com
 As many of you already know, I have a friend (we’ll call him Snuffleupagus, for his prodigious snoring) who has been staying with me a couple of nights a week for the past two months. He has appointments in Manhattan and understandably doesn’t want to drive 5 hours each way, back and forth, twice a week. Very practical, right? As is sharing my bed, since it’s the only one in the apartment. So, I have a bedbuddy, for lack of a better label.
From BedBud to FuckBud?
Now, I’ve been toying with the idea of making him a fuckbuddy for a few months. He’s hot, looks great in uniform, treats me very well and forgets how to talk if I so much as touch him on the arm. Things between us have always simmered but been left unexplored, so this idea was virgin territory. Key word there is “virgin”.
No, my friend is NOT a virgin. However, he is going through some kind of crisis of faith and is revisiting his stance on pre-marital sex (read my thoughts on organized religion & blasphemy here). We had this discussion over lunch and I just about schnarfed my drink, “Are you telling me you’re a born-again virgin??”
Chaste, Celibate … whatever, same diff
He’s been sleeping next to me very carefully with a hard-on every single visit. I thought he was respecting our friendship (he’s like that), so I didn’t question it. But now…oh god, it really hit me…I was sleeping with an uncaged chastity boy! WTF!!
Cockteasing my BedBuddy
Well, chastity is just fine for dicks – I mean, men – that I don’t want to jump. To be fair, he didn’t know I had been contemplating the possibility of jumping him. But that’s where my sense of fairness ends. Now when he sleeps over, I climb into bed with my nightshirt on and then take it off in the dark, leaving me in just panties (the opposite of CFNM, heh). Of course, I don’t stop there – I’m a way better tease than that. If he doesn’t spoon me, I’ll spoon him. It so turns out it drives him crazy to have a soft pair of naked breasts pressed against his back, so he rolls us over and tucks a sheet between his arm and my chest. But now my bare B-side is pressed against him. Yeah, Snuffleupagus, good luck falling asleep.
Of course, none of this stops him from crashing at my place – I’m definitely not his only couchsurfing option in Manhattan. However, if he keeps this nonsense up much longer and waits too long to cave (and he will cave), I may lose interest in doing anything more than this semi-subtle tease. In fact, I think perhaps I already have.
For an erotic phone sex session with Enchantrix Brianna, call 800-601-6975
Must be 18+ to call
Calls are $2.50 per minute with a 10 minute minimum
Discreetly billed to a major credit card
http://ratemycall.com
Most of you pervs enjoy sticking things in your ass just a little too much for it to be sufficiently embarrassing. I prefer to subject you to something a bit more challenging, a bit more…clenching. Yeah, that’s it, clenching.
Butt…butt…butt, Mistress, that’s utterly mortifying!”
The sniveling humilibitches amongst you get to show off your gluteus to the max with an assortment of household items. When you call, I want you to have 3-5 things handy that you can clench and hold between your butt cheeks – a toothbrush, a comb, a crazy straw, a mag light… you get the idea. The more unusual the selection, the happier your mistress! Better yet, if you’d like to make this a two-part experience, I’d be happy to join you on a trip to your local drugstore or dollar store for a very blushworthy shopping assignment.
Clutch and Clench those Buns of Steel On Command
Don’t expect to simply crawl or waddle around with some random object wedged in your crack with the phone stuck to your ear. Ho-hum for me! Life is too short ot be bored by a sorry excuse for a man. I hope you have a webcam to give me visual proof that you’re following orders, but if not, I’ll just tweak those orders to suit the available technologies.
There may be singing. Or dancing. Or cheering. Or chanting. Or whatever it takes to appease your rather mischievous mistress. Just bear in mind, as a rule of bum…I mean, thumb… that it tickles my pickle to make you do ridiculous things – which are just made exponentially more entertaining by protrusions from you clammy little crack.
When you make your Humili-Call
Show your dedication to humliation before you make that call to me: come up with another rhyming couplet to follow on from this one:
I’m pathetic, yes I am
I can’t even fuck like a man
……
For an erotic phone sex session with Enchantrix Brianna, call 800-601-6975
Must be 18+ to call
Calls are $2.50 per minute with a 10 minute minimum
Discreetly billed to a major credit card
http://ratemycall.com
Are you new to sissyhood, or ready to ramp up your t-girl game? Then it is time to put together a flattering documentation of your transformation from boy to boi, from straight to str8. No, this will not involve a blog or a flickr collection – it will be completely offline and “old school”: you are going to assemble a beautiful tribute to your sissification in the form of a SCRAPBOOK! That’s right, you’re about to take up scrapbooking, a very feminine hobby that you will enjoy almost as much as putting on your make-up.
Field Trip to a Crafts Store
Your first step will be a leisurely stroll through the scrapbooking kits at a crafts store like Michael’s. Of course, you’ll need other tools like pink-handled scissors, double-sided tape, hole punch, glitter, etc., but first and foremost you need the kit. Don’t have a crafts store near you? Well, there’s always Amazon, but doing this very special bit of sissy shopping is WAY more fun in real time.
Picture this, Girlfriend!
Every time you take a step towards girlhood, you must take a Before shot and an After shot. If it’s a big step, or one that you had to build up to – like maybe you couldn’t bring yourself to shave all your pubic hair at first so you just trimmed it for a while – add in a During shot. I want to see stockingless legs in ugly loafers next to hose-covered calves in 4″ heels. Got it?
But it’s so much more than photos
This is a scrapbook, not just a photo album. So in the pubic shaving example above, you would also write a paragraph about how it felt as you were doing it. You could write it in purple ink on an especially pretty little piece of stationery and attach it. And how about putting some of that unwanted man hair in a little baggie, stapling it to the page, and putting “Bye bye short-and-curlies!” in a speech bubble? Now that’s a great sissy move!
Show me the Scrapbook!
I know you’re going to want to share your masterpiece – it’s what girls do! I’d love to see it on webcam during our fun feminization phone sex calls, or if you don’t have a cam, email me a really nice picture of your newly finished pages or pages in progress (I can give you ideas). It will be so much fun seeing you move from shy experimentation to a full embrace of your sissiness.
For an erotic phone sex session with Enchantrix Brianna, call 800-601-6975
Must be 18+ to call
Calls are $2.50 per minute with a 10 minute minimum
Discreetly billed to a major credit card
http://ratemycall.com
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