Phone sex could have prevented Wienergate

As someone who sees everything from webcam wankers to complete sissy portfolios in the course of her normal workday, you might imagine how run-of-the-mill Congressman Weiner’s penchant for pervy penis twitpics seems to me. I swear – the Y-chromosome must contain an exhibitionist gene…heh. My first thought upon seeing the incriminating photo? “Well that disproves the concept of . . . → Read More: Phone sex could have prevented Wienergate


 

Keeping your submissive side a secret

Flamboyantly flying your freak flag is fabulous fun in the realm of fantasy – but what about taking it for a spin out there in the Big Bad Real World? Scary thought, right? Your closet domme is sympathetic!

Parading your perversion in public?

We mistresses love handing out humiliation assignments and other risque challenges, and I take . . . → Read More: Keeping your submissive side a secret


 

It's fun to play at the YMGA

Some of my favorite calls are when you boys have dirty secrets you just can’t hold in and have no one to share them with. Like when your hot wife guiltily confesses that she cheated on you with her ex – but to your surprise, it gives you the boner of a lifetime. Or . . . → Read More: It’s fun to play at the YMGA


 

Pack that Crack, Humilibitches

Most of you pervs enjoy sticking things in your ass just a little too much for it to be sufficiently embarrassing. I prefer to subject you to something a bit more challenging, a bit more…clenching. Yeah, that’s it, clenching.

Butt…butt…butt, Mistress, that’s utterly mortifying!”

The sniveling humilibitches amongst you get to show off your gluteus to the . . . → Read More: Pack that crack, Humilibitches


 

Sexy talking while Central Park walking

Some of you already know that I occasionally take calls while soaking in a bubblebath. But recently, I joked with a few of my callers that I should take pervy calls while strolling around Central Park and the response was a breathlessly enthusiastic “hell yes”. Apparently it’s a tempting form of vicarious exhibitionism for . . . → Read More: Sexy Talking while Central Park Walking