Sometimes, the crazy things you boys come up with to get yourself off are so far out there that only a cam call will do – otherwise I’d swear you were making it up. Last night I was introduced to a popular LDW caller who loves the nickname given to him by the mistresses: John Meloncock. How did he earn this delightful monicker? Well, let’s just say his love for the fruit & vegetable food group goes above and beyond.
He went to the produce market that morning and picked out a ripe, juicy cantaloupe that, when the cashier asked if it was his breakfast, he blushed but still admitted, “My intentions towards this melon are more amorous.” Then he proceeded to take AN HOUR to prepare the melon for his invasion – that’s right AN HOUR. I laughed at him – usually, when you pick up a woman and bring her home, it takes less than an hour to get in. And here he was, preparing this sweet specimen for AN HOUR.
He cut a hole in one end and scooped the seeds out, then fiddled with it in the microwave to get the internal temperature warm but not too hot (yowza – doesn’t bear thinking about if you’re not into CBT). Now, John has a nice head on his cock and a decent enough length to put on a good show for me and Mistress Casey. As he was slowly but firmly pumping the melon, I asked what it felt like – apparently, it’s just like a blow job with AWESOME suction because he cut the hole barely big enough for his shaft. Mr. Meloncock really knew his produce partners!
If you’d like to read up on his other lusty adventures with goodies from the garden, check out Mistress Vivian & Mistress Violet’s review of his eggplant antics and Mistress Jasmine & Mistress Violet’s lively descriptions of his exhibitionistic visit to a coffeehouse drive-thru with a watermelon on his woodie.
The real question hear though is … does he splurge on organic for his splooging organ?
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